Call this week’s show the Brosé Express, because it’s a wild ride that goes well off the rails. Matt, Rich, Sean and Tim decide which inanimate object they’d want to be born as, what “rule for a day” they’d impose on the planet, whether they’d rather each crickets or worms, and which Queer Eye coach each of them is. (Take the poll we did here! https://www.buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/which-queer-eye-coach-are-you)

Plus the guys play a quick round of “Pay or Play,” Richie gives the results of our recent polls, and the guys give their generally horrifying answers to the question: Which Muppet would you get tattooed on your back?

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