Umpire Pants

Episode 113: Nuts High by the Fourth of July


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Which 3 Stooges guy are we? Smart Kids classes. Horses. Cyber bullying. Correction, Lowell George and Lol Cream clarification. Bill had a weird day. We’re re-releasing last year’s Halloween episode, but don’t get sad, we’ll be back soon. Mary’s going to small claims court. Bill mansplains Starwars Jizz. We don’t have attention spans anymore. Ikea meatballs and exotic meats. Kelley wants to die at an ostrich’s hand. Foods you didn’t like until you tried them again. Pudding talk. Shit List of the Week: Columbus Day. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: The Downtown H-Mart finally opened in Seattle; The Kinks. Kelley made hum bao for the first time. Beat You to the Punchline! Kelley’s Hint List! Where to keep your piano. Fireplace care. Make your own biscuit mix. Keep facial tissue in your bathroom. Umpire Pants Out!
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