Episode 114 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Alice Cooper sang, “School’s been blown to pieces.” We’re not gonna touch that one with a ten-foot pole. 

Today’s Topic: Back to school.

Hey, are Trapper Keepers still a thing?

Join Art, Lex, and their guests Ashley (the former’s despairing wife) and Ben (the latter’s frenemy) as they discuss the drizzling sh!ts that’s the academic calendar. Was everyone Pizza Day on Friday? Did any one else’s cafeteria serve Fiestata? Why did I write this in an empty stomach? And for that matter, can someone please let me out of the locker? #morethingschange

TWD Tip of the Week: States still using corporal punishment (in schools) tend to be concentrated in the South… much like Whataburger.