Wherein we create a fresh round of tales courtesy of the Story Form app and Story Forge Cards. Hear about a level-headed food critic trapped in a love elevator, a thawed caveman battling a band of ninjas, an all-female cast of The Expendabelles, a gun show twin revenge called Period Piece, and a noir tale about Prudence Pride, a detective stuck between a dirty cop, a deadbeat brother, and a frick-ton of beanie babies (well, sorta).

Theme music by Latché Swing.