Have you ever wondered who Shasta would go gay for? Turns out, Matt knows. And soon, you will too. Tonight we discuss southerners, how Uncle Sam hates Matt and Shasta (yep, it's tax season), and Shasta even brings a whole bunch of show content. Turns out it's just one story but hey it's better than nothing. Well, actually, it's just a list...and she doesn't even read half of it. But it's all about small victories, right? Anyway, you'll also get to hear Matt carry on a lengthy conversation with Siri, find out why we don't have a dog, and Letters from Ashley produces some seriously creepy shit. Yep. There's just nowhere to go from that.