It’s the holidays, and that means watching every Bond film, one after another. Holidays without Bond is like Thanksgiving without turkey, like rain without clouds, like sex without a finger in your butt. While that metaphor is rolling around in your head, consider just how much some Bond films… well… are kind of crap. This episode explores which Bond film is the second worst of the bunch. We didn’t bother looking at the actual worst Bond film, because everyone knows it’s “Die Another Day.” Too easy. Shooting fish in a barrel, talking about how badly that one sucks. So instead, the penultimate bad Bond film. Plus our usual fresh shit and witty banter. Oh James!

| 0:00 - Intros

| 5:12 - The Countdown Pod

| 6:52 - Nikki Glaser - Bangin’ (Netflix, 2019)

| 7:37 - Seth Meyers - Lobby Baby (Netflix, 2019)

| 8:00 - Movie 43 (2013)

| 12:06 - Rick and Morty (Cartoon Network, Season 4)

| 14:04 - The Good Place (NBC, Season 4)

| 16:47 - “I Want Nothing” memes

| 20:22 - Watchmen (HBO, 2019)

| 24:42 - Failed Franchise Movies of 2019

| 31:27 - The Worst Is Not Enough - which Bond movie is 2nd worst?

| Clips

| London Symphony Orchestra - James Bond Theme

| Scratching The Itch - Sex Cult Girl

| Kool & the Gang - Fresh / clip from Bridesmaids / B-Side - Change the Beat

| Trailer for Nikki Glaser - Bangin’

| Trailer for Seth Meyers - Lobby Baby

| Morten Abel - Inparticular

| Ryan Elder - Rick and Morty Theme

| David Schwartz - The Good Place Opening Music

| I Want Nothing memes (see links below)

| Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross - OWL HUNTS RAT - HBO’s Watchmen Soundtrack

| Mentos Jingle / Outkast - So Fresh and So Clean / Devo - Fresh

| Garbage - The World Is Not Enough

| Gidea Park - California Girls - from A View To A Kill (1985)

| The Clash - London Calling

| Clips from Octopussy (1983)

| Clips from The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

| Clips from The World Is Not Enough (1999)

| Clips from Spectre (2015)

| Madonna - Die Another Day

| Sam Smith - The Writing’s On The Wall

| Wings - Live and Let Die

| Clips from Die Another Day (2002)

| Clips from Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

| Links

| I Want Nothing (Ramones Style):

https://youtu.be/8lnycszxXVk

| I Want Nothing (Emo Style): https://mobile.twitter.com/nicklutsko/status/1197269902131974146?ref_url=https%3a%2f%2fboingboing.net%2f2019%2f11%2f21%2fmusicians-turn-drumpfs-fishe.html

| I Want Nothing (Smiths Style):

https://mobile.twitter.com/benjamminash/status/1197396744876761088?ref_url=https%3a%2f%2fboingboing.net%2f2019%2f11%2f21%2fmusicians-turn-drumpfs-fishe.html