We aren't exactly sure what got into the guys from our Letters From Ashley segment this week, but we'll go ahead and blame Valentine's Day. In addition to the usual assortment of creepy emails we received, we'll also bring you our lengthiest "story" to date. We also talk about shoving ice cubes up your butt, beating people with pheasants, and other assorted bondage stuff. We explore new breakfast options from Taco Bell, Matt refuses to order a meaty burrito at Jack In The Box, and Matt goes into some pretty awesome imitations of people. Let's be honest though - this is a really stupid episode.