After a much-needed hiatus, Katie and Maxx are back with their holiday episode! Yes, we know that the holidays are technically behind us, but that doesn't mean that we can't keep celebrating! Join us as Katie and Maxx marvel at My Boyfriend Has a Christmas Train Peen (and Other Holiday Classics) by Smutco Industries' favorite mad genius, Holly Wilde!

Book Description

When Fa-La-La brings the WTF, you know you’ve stumbled into a Holly Wilde Holiday!

If you’re craving a holiday read that’s completely unserious, Holly Wilde’s latest collection delivers! From a flirty red truck to a cursed candy cane crush, these four Christmas romances are silly, spicy, and totally bingeable.

Inside, you’ll find:

My Boyfriend Has a Christmas Train Peen

One woman discovers the true meaning of full steam ahead when her date reveals that he’s part man, part train. All aboard!

Yule Be Coming: The Christmas Truck Who’s DTF

The hot bartender is the only woman who’s ever truly revved his engine. Can the iconic red truck shoot his shot and finally win her over? Or will his fantasy girl remain exactly that…only in his dreams?

One Night Stand with the Candy Cane Man

Never read mysterious Christmas hexes out loud on a first date. It might turn the poor guy into a candy cane…and then there’ll be some very creative—and intensely personal—magic to turn him human again.

(And a fourth title that can't be shared here...for reasons.)

Four Holiday Tales of Sentient Object Shenanigans. It’s Holly. It’s Wilde. This Christmas—crank it all the way to climax.

Triple T's

TRIGGERS: Literally the loosest of all explanations, sentient objects, truly strange anatomy, accidental use of magic, accidental transfiguration, dubious consent, sexual injury, and truly advanced puns. 

TROPES: All short stories in this collection are F/M heterosexual erotica, holiday themes, flagrant misuse of the “it was only a dream” trope.

TITILLATIONS: His peen is a train, no for real. One guy is a truck, no really! Insertion of a foreign object/sentient object*, Oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex (fingers, objects) and one truly unfortunate money shot. 

* = DISCLAIMER: peppermint burns on contact with any mucosa membrane, sexual contact with peppermint should be avoided for your safety. 

So...What Are You Into?

Katie: The Incredible Dr. Pol

Maxx: Yakuza 0

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Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy