Wherein Chris lays out his ideas for a bloody screenplay called "Period Piece." The gang helps workshop the characters, setting, conflict, and humor of this guns-blazing, gender-defying, sibling-rivalry tale. What do Space Nazis, NAMBLA, and Honey Boo Boo have in common? None of them will appear in this script! Elsewhere, Corey and Allison give the definitive advice on writing women.

Theme music by Latché Swing.