Strap on your hoverboots and jet, credsnatcher! These chummers are all skadding akimbo and we need to detac allegro or we're sharkmeat - you downloadin' this, muchacho?

Anyway. This week we visit the near future and create a game where you have to lie about knowing what computers do, but not before:

- Dealing with RPG Burnout

- Sexy RPGs for Bedroom Times

- Hiding rolls from your players

- Lies about the roleplaying game industry

- Gordon Ramsey's Literal Kitchen Nightmares

- Bear Gryll's All-Inclusive Survival

- Charlotte Church's Late-Night Pop Dungeon

And many more! We love you. Be good. Keep drinking water.

- Grant and Chris