Mary and Kelley are here, and they are not doing a great job podcasting. Christmas cookies. Junior Mint follow-up. Shit Truck of the Week: Black Friday. Mary’s running an apothecary, and has an interesting fact about sarsaparilla. Demolition Man review. Is Mary going to start calling her legs Happy Stumps? Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Reverend Al’s Shrub drink. Kelley’s Hint List: Removing adhesive tape marks. Sweetening your coffee and iced tea. Folding your napkins and tablecloths for longer life. Fluffing the nap on your coat. Knot your stained clothes. Be exact with baking powder. Ironing non-colorfast clothes. Waffle baker tips. Laundering candlewick bedspread. Removing butter stains. Makeover your date dress. Umpire Pants Out!