The slashening. Knives. Boobs. Your house is built on a graveyard. Mogwai. Willford Brimley is an alien. Don’t run upstairs. Ski masks. Don’t go outside. Scottish werewolves. All work and no play make Alex and Nick dull boys.

Don’t fall asleep, Freddy will get you. Don’t mess with books with human eyes in them. Pull the gun out of your gut orifice, it’s time for an epic Blockbuster film school.