Ted was going to end it all. He took $400 out of an ATM and started walking toward the gorge. He passed a video store on the way. He realized that he hadn’t seen Tank Girl in a couple decades. They had a copy. On the way home he bought an old VHS player from Jerome for 45 bucks and a pair of broken-in penny loafers. They were just what Jerome needed. They sat down and watched Tank Girl.