This week we are coming at you from ‘The Bistro Set’ with some top tier sound effects! Featuring a guest appearance from ‘The Snuff’ who’s giving us grunting and heavy breathing throughout like a creepy caller, and my dribbling self who is exuding snot from every orifice at a rate of knots and it obviously sounds… sexy.

Uncontrollable bodily functions notwithstanding, we are discussing the craziest celebrity trial of the 90’s, which included one of my favourite low speed car chases of all time. Orenthal also holds the record of being the first and only person to actually adhere to the 20mph speed limit as imposed in Wales, almost 30 years prior to it being introduced.

We are dishing out the life advice we were given as children, this week featuring, “don’t fall out of a window”, which seems like a perfectly reasonable warning, unless you’re C, who has a distinct amnesia for tragic deaths following window accidents, and a disdain for following the rules.

We hope you can find it in your hearts to assist in a fundraiser to buy me a pair of trousers since C believes I’ve been wearing nothing but transparent, half mast tights for the last decade. She’s also hopeful that someone else will set it up because she can’t be arsed.

Join us for another 50 too many minutes of utter garbage, as we readjust to not being murdered and buried alive by a mad man and his enormous nephew.

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