Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
Florida man flees crash, hides in fire station with backpack filled with drugsPolice Arrest Man for Performing Scrotum Surgery at a Backpacker’s HostelAverage Age of Vehicles on the Road is Approaching 12 YearsDad still has penis attached to his arm four years after innovative opWewahitchka man buys Porsche in Destin with check printed from home computer‘Brushing’ scam: The case of the mysterious seeds in MinnesotaNaked couple walking dog arrested in HopkintonDoctors Share Bikini Pics to Call Out Study That Said They Were 'Unprofessional'Time Travel Simulation Shows Quantum 'Butterfly Effect' Doesn't ExistTesla engineer upgrades chocolate chipsGoogle offers refund as smart glasses stop workingGrandfather-of-7 tells how a blast of steam shrunk enlarged prostateFrench’s Partners With Oskar Blues Brewery to Make a Yellow Mustard Beer Celebrating National Mustard DayBudweiser Zero is alcohol-free, sugar-free, hopefully not flavor-freeCrocs released KFC clogs that smell like fried chicken that sold out in 30 minutesCan Greasy Pizza Boxes Be Recycled or Not?