Keith kicks things off with an explosive essay about an incident with a banana. Jeff concedes that most aspects of the show are influenced by Katharine Hepburn.

Also, amidst attempts to remove their shirts in the studio, Jeff and Keith question whether Corey Feldman would consider shelving his new double album so that he may instead focus on starting a cover band with Kiefer Sutherland, Jason Patric and Dianne Wiest.