It's spooky season, y'all, so how about this little gem that was published in the 1980s during the Satanic Panic by the same guy who said all your beloved toys are evil incarnate? That's right, Phil Phillips is back, with a sidekick this time, nattering on about witches and devils and how you shouldn't let your children trick or treat. Or at least, that's what it's supposed to be, but Phillips becomes unhinged a third of the way through and loses his thesis statement. Join me, won't you?

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