We're back! We discuss the spookiest subgenre, the Haunted House story. Topics include whether we would buy a house someone was murdered in, if cats can see ghosts, and which Empire Records characters we would be. I coin the new most beautiful phrase in the English language, "Extra-contextual gimmickry," but I also describe something as "a boatload of fun" and am horrified at what an old man I sound like. Enjoy!