We two gumshoes are not going to let criminal slander of Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers go slipping through the cracks. This week, we take a random sample of episodes and subject them to tests and algorithms to determine once and for all the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything: is Rescue Rangers only good because of Gadget? We'll also examine how the Hays code protected early humans from barnyard nudity, what cute girls do when they go laid-back camping, and... The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, for some reason.

Cartoons in this episode: Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, "Does Pavlov Ring a Bell"; "The Case of the Cola Cult"; "Catteries Not Included"