Jon and Ryan spend one minute - and only one minute* - on each NFL team with SB Nation's resident handsomeness and fantasy football expert, Matt Ufford. Will Sammy Watkins be amazing? Can the Cowboys break the record for yards allowed? What is your favorite vegetable? And stick around for the end of the episode, where we have a special request for all our listeners.

*We go over a minute in one instance to make fun of Kenny Chesney.