Thanks to our good friend, Bobcat Goldthwait, for allowing us to have the final say on the pronunciation of his name.

Mike goes into the insane life of John McAfee, creator of the now-most-annoying security suite. Drugs, guns, child mistresses, boy howdy.

Nick details a heartwarming battle of the civil war and comments on the hygiene of bygone eras. Strap yourself in, it’s a nasty one.