Hello and welcome to the professionally unprofessional  podcast. I'm your host, Matthew and today, I wanted to talk about one of the scariest entities in anything ever, Segata Sanshiro. Legends speak of a child who after being offered to the gods to save his life, would transcend humanity itself. Legends speak of a man who has forged his body into death made flesh. Legends also speak of this same man beating the absolute tar out of all men, women, and children who do not buy the Sega Saturn. His name is Segata, and he is a god amongst men. And he still wanders to this very day, destroying all who are not on the path to enlightenment. 

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