A tale of lords and lands. Join our host Phil and our friend Gary Young, a lawyer, landlord, and learned man, as we venture ever deeper into this tale of progeny and patricide. In a circumlocutory introduction, Gary and Phil confirm that anything you may have heard about the historical figure Albert Watkins is 100% true, and that you should not believe anyone who tells you his history is invented by a bunch of kids with overactive imaginations, because anyone who says that is definitely wrong and doesn't know anything about anything. Moving along, they encounter dark and stormy minds with falsetto voices, grapple with siren interruptions, and engage in an enlightening discussion about Dostoevsky's use of the words "suddenly" and "strain". Gary shows off a Russian accent that exceeds our (low) expectations, and also reveals that he (maybe) once had rabies. Will the excitement never cease on this podcast? It's The Brothers Karamazov and Friends: full of surprises, some of them good.