The Three Patch Podcast

Episode 120: WAP (Sexpisode 9)

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Our ninth annual Sexpisode, in which we do some naughty baking, discuss RPF and tinhatting, read Slippery Creatures, and sing raunchy fannish drinking songs.

Segment timestamps:

  • 0:00:39 Host Opening
  • 0:37:31 Consulting Culinarians: Naughty Baking
  • 1:34:16 Song: Scent, Scent, Scent the air
  • 1:34:47 RPF Roundtable part 1: Writing and Reading RPF
  • 2:22:15 Queerest Book Club: Slippery Creatures
  • 2:52:57 Song: The Itsy Bitsy Bottom
  • 2:53:29 RPF Roundtable part 2: Tinhatting and Industry-sanctioned RPF
  • 3:46:32 Song: Just One Bed
  • 3:47:46 That’s My Division
  • 4:01:46 Post Mortem

    • Shownotes, contact details, and credits below.

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    FULL SHOWNOTES

    Host Opening (0:00:39)↑
    Consulting Fans: Fox, Hope, and Emma
    Producer/Editor: Fox

    • On masks, including CDC recommendations and tutorials on how to make surgical masks fit better
    • Street Dance of China Season 3 and Season 4
    • Conductor of Light: AO3 Tag Wranglers! (Wired article)
    • Gemma Chan article in Vogue

      • Consulting Culinarians: Naughty Baking (0:37:31)↑
      Consulting Fans: DrinkingCocoa, Emma Grant, Johnlocked, Science
      Producer/Editor: Science

      The Consulting Fans discuss our experiences in producing baked goods in naughty designs, including eclairs shaped like dicks, vulva-shaped pie/crumble, and frosting/fondant art for cake toppers.

      • Photos of the masterpiece bakes
      • Chocolate anuses at DashCon
      • Spotted Dick bakeoff in Episode 115
      • Eclair recipe
      • Zucchini cobbler recipe
      • Fruit pie recipe
      • Tutorial on frosting art
      • Emma’s icon cake by DrinkingCocoa
      • Emma’s sex toy graveyard cake by DrinkingCocoa

        • Song: Scent, Scent, Scent, the Air (1:34:16)↑
        Lyrics by: Chase, Science, Emma, and finnagain
        Singers:  Science, Emma, and finnagain
        Produced and edited by: finnagain

        RPF Roundtable part 1: Writing and Reading RPF (1:34:47)↑
        Consulting Fans: Emma Grant, Johnlocked, Mer
        Producers: Caroline and Emma Grant // Editor: Caroline

        Writers and fans of RPF (real person fic) discuss why and how they engage in RPF/RPS fandoms.

        • Mer on ao3 and twitter
        • Fanlore entry on RPF
        • Mer’s recs
          • Anything by venvephe – hockey (Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin) and NCT RPF (multi)
          • Pretty Please by birbiebi, NCT RPF (Johnny/Ten)
          • Pulse Compatibility by taeyomi (buttercream), NCT RPF (Mark/Yuta)
          • Clothes and Company series by mntsnflrs, NCT RPF (multi)
          • Two Bros, Chillin in the Gay Club by chlexcer, BTS RPF (Jin/J-Hope)
          • The 100 Day Kiss Challenge by jeosheo, BTS RPF (Suga/Jimin)
          • Sometimes We Take Chances by brooklinegirl, Untamed RPF (Xiao Zhan/Wang Yibo) – cw mpreg
          • JL’s recs
            • JL’s Freebatch tag on tumblr
            • Method Act by splix, BBC Sherlock
            • taehyikes fics thread, BTS RPF
            • Emma’s recs
              • All This Learning Here is By You by nighimpossible, hockey rpf (Tyler Seguin/Patrick Sharp, Tyler Seguin/Jamie Benn), grad student AU
              • Ribs, by orphan account, hockey rpf (Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin, Patrick Kane, Sidney Crosby), Texas high school football AU
              • Gotta Get Away From Here by Emma Grant (fake hockey rpf set in omgcp universe) 
              • Tyler Seguin ESPN Body Issue and the infamous popsicle gif
              • Emma’s hockey rpf bookmarks

                • Queerest Book Club: Slippery Creatures (2:22:15)↑
                Consulting Fans: Alexxphoenix42, Johnlocked, Holmeson
                Producer/Editor: Alexxphoenix42

                This month we discuss a wonderfully queer book by K. J. Charles, Slippery Creatures.

                • Slippery Creatures by K.J. Charles

                  • Song: The Itsy Bitsy Bottom (2:52:57)↑
                  Lyrics by: Chase, Science, Emma, and finnagain
                  Singers:  Science, Emma, and finnagain
                  Produced and edited by: finnagain

                  RPF Roundtable part 2: Tinhatting and Industry-sanctioned RPF (2:53:29)↑
                  Consulting Fans: Emma Grant, Caroline, Elise Vist, Porcupinegirl
                  Producers: Caroline and Emma Grant // Editor: Caroline

                  Fans discuss the practice of tinhatting their RPF ships, fan service and RPS (real person slash/shipping) as an industry practice, and the complications of transnational, cross-cultural RPF shipping.

                  • Elise on twitter
                  • PG on ao3
                  • PG’s Supernatural podcast, Season 14
                  • Fan service from pro hockey RPF
                    • Gallys Bromance
                    • This Avalanche tweet, quoting this deleted tweet
                    • Slash kpop fan service: OnlyOneOf official libidO music video and the “Guilty Pleasure” version 
                    • Chicago Tribute article on (straight) NHL RPF
                    • Transformative Works article on the troubles of RPF by Milena Popova, an RPFer, “When the RP gets in the way of the F,” especially this conclusion:
                      • “This indicates that while RPF may “shape and alter the star” (Busse 2006b), there are limits to such shaping and altering, imposed by the process of side-by-side reading integral to meaning making within fan fiction. Combined with the mass exodus from the fandom of those fans who saw continued involvement with Kane as a fan object as reproducing rape culture, this unfillable gap indicates that at a point of crisis, the public and official private personas of the star are collapsed with the glimpses of the real private person, imposing meanings that overwhelm any collectively constructed RPF character.”
                      • Hockey RPF and the 4th wall Fanlore entry
                      • Caroline’s recs
                        • Teen Vogue article, “On RPF and Why People Love to Write Stories About Public Figures” by Stitch
                        • NPR podcast and article concerning Xiao Zhan and 227, “Dream Boy And The Poison Fans”
                        • Kadian explainers: Fluentu, kadian tumblr ask with examples
                        • PG’s recs
                          • Untamed Sherlockians Guide to BJYX
                          • Tumblrs that post a lot about bjyx and/or the Chinese entertainment industry and the political and historical context surrounding it:
                            • Potteresque-ire
                            • Rainbowsky (masterpost link)
                            • Peekbackstage (tags/masterpost)
                            • Elise’s rec
                              • KDC on twitter

                                • Song: Just One Bed (3:46:32)↑
                                Lyrics by: Chase, Science, Emma, and finnagain
                                Singers:  Science, Emma, and finnagain
                                Produced and edited by: finnagain

                                That’s My Division (3:47:46)↑
                                Consulting Fans: Alexxphoenix42, Johnlocked, Finn
                                Producer/Editor: Alexxphoenix42

                                Celebrate the joy that is sexytimes with some recs for glorious explicit fanfic we’ve enjoyed.

                                • Alexxphoenix42
                                  • To Serve by Leloi
                                  • Isolated by CarmillaCarmine
                                  • A Firm Hand by Ellipsical
                                  • Rookridge by HastaLux
                                  • Johnlocked
                                    • A Game for Seven by Only_A_Fangirl
                                    • The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst 
                                    • A Tale of Two Bottoms by Only_A_Fangirl
                                    • Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots) by Only_A_Fangirl
                                    • Finn
                                      • Werebunny minicomic series by Plume (Cast list, comic version of yoongi yawn)
                                      • Awakening by idyllic_hummingbird
                                      • Got the cream by ohko, snookie
                                      • Shelter by creambunkoo

                                        • Post Mortem (4:01:46)↑
                                        Consulting Fans: Fox, Hope, and Emma
                                        Producer: Fox // Editor: Emma

                                        • D-Cakes from LA’s 626 Night Market
                                        • TPP’s Permission to Dance video

                                          • Contact

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                                          Production Credits
                                          Episode Producer: Emma Grant
                                          Episode Audio Editor: Emma Grant
                                          Banner Art: Fox Estacado
                                          Distribution funded by fans!

                                          Music Credit
                                          Unless otherwise indicated, all music is available for purchase through online retailers such as amazon.com and iTunes.

                                          • Show Intro – David Arnold and Michael Price, Sherlock: Original Television Soundtrack Music From Series One: Opening Titles
                                          • Consulting Culinarians – Isaac Hayes, Chef Aid (The South Park Album): Chocolate Salty Balls
                                          • RPF Reading and Writing – Joel Plaskett Emergency, Asj Tray Rock: Fashionable People
                                          • A Study in Fanfic – Cake, Fashion Nugget: Open Book
                                          • RPF Tinhatting – Electric Six, I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master: Fabulous People
                                          • That’s My Division – John Coltrane, My Favorite Things [Deluxe Edition]: My Favorite Things, Part 1
                                          • Show Outro – Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever [The Original Movie Soundtrack]: Stayin’ Alive

                                            • How to Cite
                                            APA
                                            Three Patch Productions (Producer). (2021, September 1). WAP (Sexpisode 9) [Episode 120]. Three patch podcast. Podcast retrieved from https://three-patch.com/2021/09/01/episode-120

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