This just in, could someone save our democracy? We’ll try to avoid the results that we have no information on anyway.  This week we learn about a Chinese company timing their employee’s poos.  PETA wants you to skip the monkey slave labor coconut milk.  A company is making Westworld style dolphin robots, but will one of them realize it’s all fake and overthrow the whole system in a bloody massacre? Scientist wanna scrape your ear was FOR SCIENCE! Finally, a hero rat find landmines, but PETA is fine since he’s part of a union.  We try our hand at some radio comedy tonight, I’m sure it’s about as good as our usual comedy.  Welcome back to The Hour!