It’s a rainy one here in Seattle, folks! Mary had a bad attitude about a free hotel stay. Bad plastic packaging. We name our future banana tarantula. We have an email from the other side of the waffle/egg white aisle, and now we have to have a waffle-off. Mary breaks down her non-love of pitbull. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Winter Solstice – Days are getting longer. Classic country. Bill’s got a great Nextdoor message to read. Shock talk. Beat You to the Punchline! Using English muffins as a hamburger bun. Eating too much weed. Kelley’s Hint List! Mary starts with a terrible Reader’s Digest hint. Using asbestos for energy efficiency. Motor operated draft regulator on your coke furnace. Fixing torn raincoats. Umpire Pants Out!