The lovely H. Alan Scott (Out on the Lanai, Talking Crime) is in the guest star chair for this first episode of the new year, talking first about absolutely wanting to adopt a child.  He and Sharon then launch into the new show theme.  Dick GIFs are discussed at length, as is H. Alan's conversion to Judaism.  There's a quick stop by Hattiesburg's one gay bar, and then we all go experience some Korean spa visit shade AND emaciated butts.  (These may be related.)