Episode 122 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

That’s an ugly mask, homie. Kudos! Wait — what do you mean you’re not wearing one?

Today’s Topic: Halloween.

That one night of the year when we all get dressed up for a podcast. Mensa candidates we’re not.

Join Art, Lex and a Who’s Who of their guests (seriously, who are they?) as they discuss chilling tales, such as the fact Election Day is right around the corner. Jinkies! As are Art and Lex’s birthdays. The sum of their ages puts them in octogenarian territory. Zoinks! But the scariest thing of all… the beating of that heart from beneath your floorboard. Or maybe you just need a new water heater? #PoeYouDidnt

TWD Tip of the Week: Don’t eat any unwrapped candy or lick any yellow snow.