The times, they are a-gettin' weird. For the first time in the history of Beyond Checkerdome, we do not mention a single goal allowed. How nuts is that? We talk about the amazing streak of Brian Elliott and the add-on that Jake Allen put on in Washington. We share some deep thoughts about the state of Blues goaltending (spoiler: it's pretty damn good) and the nice problem Coach Hitch has for the playoffs. Also, we talk about the Calder favorites, and how it's impossible to pick the best rookie from this team - much less one for the whole league. Some wild speculation and neuroses are hashed out, and of course some chuckles along the way.