Child actors - one of the cruelest ways we tortured children until we started forcing them to sew Nike shoes. These people start out cute and precocious, but get thrown to the wolves with no job skills, unrealistic expectations of the world, and weird faces that kind of look like that kid from that show. In other words, hilarious. Schadenfreude for ugly people. And a cautionary tale for parents looking to Lohan their daughters: Hollywood eats the young.

| 0:00 - Intros

| 4:00 - Cruel World Festival

| 8:20 - Locke And Key (Netflix, 2020)

| 14:35 - Freaky Friday (1976)

| 21:30 - A Very Stable Genius (Rucker, Leoning - 2020)

| 29:30 - Upgrading a PC

| 30:40 - Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)

| 40:11 - The Fault in our Child Stars

| Clips

| Scratching The Itch - Sex Cult Girl

| Stingray Karaoke - Oops!... I Did it Again

| Echo & The Bunnymen - The Cutter

| Kool & the Gang - Fresh / clip from Bridesmaids / B-Side - Change the Beat

| Torin Borrowdale - Locke & Key title theme

| Ellen Andrews and Annabel Andrews - I’d Like To Be You For A Day - Freaky Friday

| Doja Cat - Boss Bitch

| Mentos Jingle / Outkast - So Fresh and So Clean / Devo - Fresh

| The Beatles - Paperback Writer

| Hilary Duff - So Yesterday