WE ARE VENOM! No, not really...Mostly, we're underwhelmed.

Jon and Ryan break down Tom Hardy's performance and share their thoughts on the movie-that-could've-been-but-wasn't. Did the absence of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man hurt the film? Were there any super-nerdy easter eggs that only a true believer would recognize? How many whiskeys did Jon drink while watching it? The guys answer all these questions and more in this unusually short episode.

Note from Jon: If you're wondering how I could be so good at my Venom impression, I have a confession to make. It was part vocal skill, part editing magic. Like 70/30. Fine...60/40. Enjoy!