After a massive, massive hiatus, Emergency Pants is back with a brand new edition. We're rollin' in our 5.0, with the ragtop down, so our hair can blow. In this week's episode, we discuss the virtues of San Diego and San Francisco, and smutty dime-novel shops. Bridget and Shane relate heart-wrenching stories of visits to grandma's house, bullies, and floods. Also: Smurf names, sexual harrassment training, and the elusive Prius is spotted in the wild. Download it here: Episode-13