Every job has its regulars. Some become legends for all the right reasons... and some earn a nickname that tells you everything you need to know.

In this episode of Can't Report That, we introduce you to two unforgettable regulars: Mary, who always kept life interesting, and "Dick," a guy who somehow managed to wear out the patience of just about everyone who crossed paths with him. From bizarre encounters to moments that left us speechless, these stories are equal parts hilarious, frustrating, and completely unbelievable.

If you've ever had that one customer, client, or regular who made everyone silently hope someone else would deal with them, you'll probably relate.

As always, names have been changed where appropriate, and these stories are shared for entertainment while protecting everyone's privacy.

⚠️ Listener discretion advised: This episode contains strong language, adult humor, and stories about difficult people making everyone's day just a little bit harder.

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