Zero F*cks Given

Episode 13 - Can You Make a Hoe a Housewife?


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"I mean he found him a ho that he like... But you can't make a ho a housewife..."  It would seem that Dr. Dre was onto something.  At least back in the early 90's.  Here we are in 2019 and being a hoe is a normal and acceptable thing.  So what happens when you fall in love with a hoe?  Can you really tame their most wild and free inhibitions?  Heather talks about her experience being a "back in the day" hoe to now being a housewife with hoe tendencies.  A freak will always be a freak so deal with it.  Teri doesn't get why a motherfucka can't just be honest and proclaim their hoe status proudly.  She reflects on the hoe she was married to and the hoes that the ex-hoe got around with.  We're just saying...  With friends like that, who needs enemies?!  Daisy keeps it short and sweet when she tells everyone to just do what makes them happy but to be aware of the consequences.  It was Daisy's "Dirty 30" so this episode was cut short for some drunken shenanigans.  We want to thank all of our listeners and supporters again!  We love the fact that you kill time in your bored, pathetic lives by listening to our meaningless bullshit.  Y'all are the fuckin' bees knees!
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Zero F*cks GivenBy Heather Buechler