A week before Christmas, with no keyboard or mouse, it was a closed buffet, gambling, and beating the house.

OK, so maybe not so much. Woo apparently found his superpower at the ripe old age of 33: losing his and many other people’s money at the craps table by being a self-described “cooler.”

And don’t worry. We launch into a large discussion about our 3-day trip to Atlantic City, wherein we discuss: (1) How Woo sneaks, nay, ENJOYS sneaking away from his friends to take sneaky shots; (2) Room service, where apparently wings are in high demand and burgers don’t exist; and (3) A man who yells, screams, and looks like a tall, skinny Goldberg.

Steve also had a near-death experience at a Dave Matthews Concert, but would still definitely go back. And it wasn’t from a crowd member. He just has extreme Vertigo. Also he loves the Dave Matthews Band. Like, a lot.  He doesn’t care about you and your poor taste.