Matt Cleary and Wide World of Sports' crack sleuth The Mole talk: Todd Carney's tell-all (rate us in iTunes to win a copy); more bad news for Titans; Brad Parker (is impervious to pain); Cloistered Eagles, Angry Dragons; St Helens' boss raid on Sydney; new suitor for Korisau; mad Kearney; hot Raiders; surging Sharks; the knock-back (still dead); maybe-forward passes (we rate 'em); #StadiumFiasco; Sam Burgess; the massive disgrace of 20 minute beer queues at Brookie; and Moley's Hard Truths book giveaway, rate us and go in the draw for one of five copies.