Things get unhinged this week. We open with a moment of silence (and beer) for Ozzy Osbourne, then dive headfirst into the chaos of the Coldplay Kiss Cam scandal—true love is dead and it’s Coldplay’s fault. College football hype videos have us ready to run through drywall, and Brandon launches a full-scale assault on breweries. The episode ends in carnage as we rank pizza toppings and nearly throw hands over pineapple.

It’s beer-fueled blasphemy from start to finish.