This week is unhinged in every direction. We cover the Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom split, Jeff Bezos’ “wedding of the century,” and a truly weird week for justice with updates from the Diddy trial and Brian Kohberger case. There’s also a deeply unsettling story about a 5-year-old falling from a cruise ship (wtf???), and, yes, another Meghan Markle moment, because we just can’t look away.

But it’s not all doom and chaos: The Devil Wears Prada 2 is officially in the works and we are thrilled.

Emily brings three book updates to the table, including The Invitation by Jodi Ellen Malpas and The Bodyguard by Katherine Center, while Tori inches closer to finishing Lessons in Chemistry.

⚠️ Content Warning: Discussion of assault from 31:28–31:50 during the Lessons in Chemistry segment.

Oh — and we welcome a very special new cast member: Tori’s sweet baby kitten, Ted!