Avast, ye scurvy bilge rats! Prepare to embark on a swashbuckling adventure unrivaled in scope and epicness by any other! Namely, we meet Jesus and talk about cannibalism.

 

Additional episode plot points include helping Hercules get his wallet back, Dracula MD, sandwich IQ, making your own nickname, giant robot school, and what to do when you're being followed by a cop in traffic. You know, just the basics.