Today, three of our BACo analysts take a trip back to the Blaseball Prehistory, finding the best of the worst and discussing what makes a fresh roll viable in modern Blaseball! Meet your new temporary hosts, Rocks Hithard (theremin), Wooly Trilobyte (InnercityGriot), and Gorg Homerun (kilozombie), as they celebrate good names, terrible stats, and make all kinds of hubris-defining assumptions about who would actually win in Blaseball, recorded before the most recent Short Circuit. Included: many comparisons to Taco analyst favorite Son Jensen, one very sad comparison to Sexton Wheerer, and lots and lots and lots of talking about numbers. Intro symphony: Also Sprach Zarathustra, Op. 30, by Richard Strauss (a.k.a. the theme in the intro to 2001: A Space Odyssey)

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