Do you live in the present or rely on nostalgia to get you through life? Your answer could well depend on which football team you support. For AFL Grand Final week I take a look at how being a fan of each of the 18 teams is likely to impact your life.
Don't worry if you're not a footy fan, there's plenty of gags for you, some cautionary tales, plus examples of the risks attached to deifying morons.
Next week, I'l tear all the NRL teams a new one to help celebrate rugby league's grand final week.