Citizen Kane. Casablanca. Gone With the Wind. Teen Beach Movie. It is the weighty task of any serious cinephile to acquaint themselves with the Titans of the American Cinematic Canon. In this week's episode of Disney Channel Original Groupies, we only review the best: Disney Channel's 2013 musical movie about teens, on a beach. Dive with us into this movie-within-a-movie-within-a-podcast as we break down the songs, the choreo, and the Impossible DCOM Perfection of Ross Lynch. Plus, some pressing Instagram news re: Lindsay Lohan. Ready, Freddy? Let's go!