It's the day after Valentine's Day. The residual stink of love still hangs in the air. It does indeed smell like thai food. So sit back, relax, and try not to wallow in self pity for 51 minutes while we regale you with tales of Most Toxic Shakespeare Couples- Ranked! and George Washington's hair. The entrées this evening include a heartworm alfredo pasta and various cures for Elizabethan Love Sickness.

Trigger Warnings: NSFW ;)