News and opinion from Dan Benjamin.

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• Aliens in hiding until mankind is ready: Ex-Israeli space head
• Celebrities Like Cardi B Could Turn OnlyFans Into a Billion-Dollar Media Company - Bloomberg
• Apple's Matte Black "Light-Absorbing" Laptop Sounds Sexy AF
• Massive goldfish discovered in South Carolina lake: 'This might be... Methuselah' | Fox News
• Georgia Dunkin' employee stabbed by customer upset that chain ran out of doughnut flavor: police | Fox News
• Adobe Lightroom is now optimized for Apple Silicon Macs - 9to5Mac
• Cloudflare and Apple design a new privacy-friendly internet protocol | TechCrunch
• Apple introduces AirPods Max, the magic of AirPods in a stunning over-ear design - Apple
• 'Dune's Legendary Entertainment to Sue Warner Bros. | HYPEBEAST
• Mt Everest grows by nearly a metre to new height - BBC News
• Report: Apple planning ‘half-sized’ Mac Pro with 32 high-performance cores