Sometimes God hands you a few little gifts in life. Tonight's episode includes two of those gifts. First, there's Rod, our new Intense Swim Dad, who's spectacular rants promise to be a gift that keeps on giving for many weeks to come. Also, we get a letter from Ashley that's just prefect (nope, not a typo there). After the episode starts out with an impromptu luau, we spend a great deal of time talking about sperm, dipshit women at Disneyland, and ankle bracelets worn by swingers. Full disclosure: Matt may be walking into a swinger situation this week. What will happen? Tune in next week to find out! But in the meantime, make sure to put on your best cowboy hat and saddle up for some phyllisophical conversations.