Bill’s not here today so we’re doing a shorty. The Seattle Monorail. Fire alarms and getting stuck in elevators. Corona Virus and hand washing. New segment alert! Introducing Tea Bagging (Mary named it). Kelley’s springy walk downtown. Mary’s graffiti solution. Mary’s going to lift weights so she can cook. Non-stick cookware and cast iron. Kelley’s Hint List! Fixing scuffed shoes. Paint faded rugs. Removing road oil or axel grease. Use a cold wet rag for waxing floors. Have an expert inspect roofs. Keep baking soda dry. Umpire Pants Out!