Some days you feel like a Dallas Star, others you might as well be on teeth collection duty for the Redmond VLOOKUPs. This week, we’re a little out of sorts, but only because we spent all our time trying to think of one current living hockey player who isn’t Wayne Gretzky. Can’t do it. Cannot be done.

Plus: a step-by-step guide on how to Live Mas®, Canada asks #WTS, and putting up a permanent away message on AOL Instant Messenger. 🏒 .

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• The Departed (2006) - IMDb
• Sears Canada to apply to liquidate all remaining stores, affecting 12,000 jobs | Globalnews.ca
• What The Sears | Sears Canada
• Taco Bell's Naked Egg Taco - Taco Bell
• Everything Google announced at its October 4 event - Business Insider
• Only Microsoft Signature Can Save the PC Industry From Itself - Thurrott.com
• Microsoft Signature program: Bringing the Apple experience to the PC | ZDNet
• The New York Times is giving new digital subscribers a free Google Home - The Verge
• Office Sweepstakes
• Daring Fireball: Only Apple
• The Daily - Podcasts - The New York Times
• Upside - Best Business Travel Deals, Rewards
• Sonos unveils new ‘One’ wireless speaker with Alexa voice control, upcoming AirPlay 2 support | 9to5Mac
• Sonos One (singular sensation) and other news from today's event - Six Colors
• Amazon’s NFL audience beat Twitter’s — but is still much smaller than TV - Recode
• AIM on Twitter: "All good things come to an end. On Dec 15, we'll bid farewell to AIM. Thank you to all our users! #AIMemories https://t.co/b6cjR2tSuU https://t.co/V09Fl7EPMx"
• Canary is charging for services that used to be free, and everyone is mad - The Verge
• Bleacher Report: Sports News on the App Store
• Apple Caramel Greek Yogurt | Trader Joe's — Apple Caramel Greek Yogurt
• Amazon.com : Trader Joe's Smoked Ghost Chilies with Grinder, 0.7 oz : Grocery & Gourmet Food