The world is watching the World Cup!!! Well, except for our hosts who are too consumed by the underlying scandals, sycophants, and slavery going on in full swing in order to bring this bloated spectacle to life. Wait...SLAVERY? PLUS we look at obscure sports from around the world we'd like to see here in the good 'ol USA. With musical selections by the James Gang, Stealer's Wheel, Beck, and Dean Martin.