MU President Mun Choi patrols downtown Columbia 11pm-3am and the mayor and city council were MIA. ICE raids get vigorous protestors all during the funniest shutdown ever. Apple/Google yank ICE-spotter apps. Portland judge blocks Trump’s Guard deployment, Chicago sees a Border Patrol shooting amid protests, and DC plays shutdown brinksmanship—complete with VP Vance at the podium. Plus: Missouri’s 4th lawsuit over the new congressional map, “Gold Card” visas, the Eisenhower Library sword drama, another Bush (in Maine), and Diddy gets 50 months. Special guests: real estate guru Mike Grellner, and a segment on Harvard’s “LaWhore Vagistan.” Criminal Docket, Lightning Round, and the week ahead.