Tom Senior and Chris relax with a glass of Merlot to discuss the people-feel-different-ways-about-it-ness of The Division, assorted Warhammer games, Paragon, and more.

Plus: shocking reminders of our mortality; things that are (and are not) skeletons; fix your game with orcs; the Tom Senior 6-out-of-10 power hour.

* Tom Clancy’s The Division. Who will protect America from the big fireman???

* Here’s PCG’s review of said game and Chris’ editorial about its flaws.

* Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War 2: Retribution: Last Stand has been updated with a new character, but sadly no new subtitles.

* Warhammer 40,000: Eternal Crusade has the right idea, but where do bullet come from???

* Spook a spider in Warhammer: Total War before the big moon eats your cannons.

* Paragon enters early access today. Chris likes it. Are you already bored of Chris talking about it? Write in!

* Valve’s amazing Team Fortress 2 and Dota 2 comics remain amazing.

* Inside a Star-filled Sky: whoa.

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Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.